The article focuses on the London club's transfer policy, which includes loaning out a massive number of players. Media outlets counted as many as 19 Chelsea players on loan, enough to form a competitive squad complete with substitutes.
"In fact, Chelsea currently has so many players out on loan that you could assemble a fairly convincing squad that could likely compete at least in the Championship," the publication suggests.
The authors of the article believe that 18-year-old Kazakhstan national team winger Dastan Satpayev, who is currently playing for Burnley, would start for this imaginary Chelsea side.
🔵✨A Chelsea squad made up of players out on loan.
— Chels4life💙 (@Ayanokoji_CFC) September 3, 2026
Bench:
Caleb Wiley
Jorgensen
Landon Emenelo
Genesis Antwi
Honest Ahanor
Kiano Dyer
Max Merrick
Ollie Harrison
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Notably, the hypothetical bench would include the likes of Argentina's star Alejandro Garnacho or goalkeeper Filip Jorgensen.
Dastan Satpayev: The Journey in England
As a reminder, Kazakhstan's Dastan Satpayev moved to Chelsea from Kairat in mid-June. Since then, he has appeared in several friendly matches for the London side and even scored his debut goal.
However, the club's management and coaching staff decided to send the winger on loan to Championship side Burnley. Dastan quickly earned the manager's trust and has started in the team's last three matches.
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Although the Kazakh player has yet to record a goal or an assist, fans are thrilled with his performance, and the league named him "Man of the Match" in his latest outing against Middlesbrough.
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As for Chelsea, the Londoners have started the season with two league wins and one cup victory. On September 6, they are set to face the reigning English champions, Arsenal.